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Best group of the night. Thanks to the rest for showing up, but you can all go home now.

NOTA from The Sing-Off.

Best group of the night. Thanks to the rest for showing up, but you can all go home now.

1 hour ago

December 14, 2009
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I cannot wait for SNL to take this bad boy down.

Kate, on The Sing-Off sensations, MAXX Factor.

Krisin Wiig, DO YOUR WORST.

2 hours ago

December 14, 2009
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So...Dexter.

I don’t want to say I saw it coming, but I saw it coming.

1 day ago

December 13, 2009
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Good Day New York is amazing.

Normally, in the mornings as I get ready for work, I watch Saved by the Bell like most of the world.

But in some bizarre twist of fate, Fox was on this morning and I couldn’t find my remote to change the channel. So I watched Good Day New York with Rosanna Scotto and Greg Kelly. And I will never go back to TBS, because morning news is hilarious. It was an hour of bickering and awkward tension, making fun of field reporters for being cold, and they even endangered the general public of NYC by doing a “science experiment” that involved pouring water on the sidewalk to watch it freeze. Then they froze a banana peel and left it on the street. Why? Who cares. It’s awesome.

3 days ago

December 11, 2009
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ABC rolling out ‘Conveyor Belt of Love’ [via The Live Feed]
“If a woman is interested in someone, that man will step aside and wait as the rest of the men go by.  But if another man comes by on the belt that seems better than that woman’s first choice, she can swap out the man waiting off of the belt as many times as she wants until the last man has passed by. If two or more of the women are interested in the same man, the tables turn and the man on the conveyor belt gets to choose which one he would like to wait for. After all 30 men have made it through the ‘Conveyor Belt of Love,’ each woman is left with her final choice as they embark on a date in the hope of finding a true connection.”

Clearly I’ve been applying to the wrong reality TV shows.

tallwhitney:

ABC rolling out ‘Conveyor Belt of Love’ [via The Live Feed]

“If a woman is interested in someone, that man will step aside and wait as the rest of the men go by.  But if another man comes by on the belt that seems better than that woman’s first choice, she can swap out the man waiting off of the belt as many times as she wants until the last man has passed by. If two or more of the women are interested in the same man, the tables turn and the man on the conveyor belt gets to choose which one he would like to wait for. After all 30 men have made it through the ‘Conveyor Belt of Love,’ each woman is left with her final choice as they embark on a date in the hope of finding a true connection.”

Clearly I’ve been applying to the wrong reality TV shows.

5 days ago

December 9, 2009
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Remember Zoog Disney? So do I.

I have a love for all things Disney Channel. Not to be confused with all things Disney, which I am pretty indifferent to. I mean, I’ve been to Disney World twice and learned some french from the cook in The Little Mermaid like everyone else, but there are some people I know (cough, Jenn Collins, cough) that are shamelessly obsessed with the entire Disney franchise. My aforementioned friend, for instance, has been to Disney World no less than 11 times. We’re only 23 years old.

Anyway, I grew up on their made-for-TV-movies (circa The Thirteenth Year and Zenon. Oh hey late ‘90’s!) and loved their shows. I embraced the fact that they recycled actors. I mean Ryan Merriman? Kirsten Storms? Courtnee Draper? These were the equivalent to today’s Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato.

In an effort to actually update this thing pertaining to TV, even when the muse doesn’t strike me to recap an episode or reblog some funny screenshot, I’m going to channel my vast, useless knowledge of Disney Channel stars to bring you the ones who did not fade into obscurity or drug use (I’m looking at you, Lindsay), because don’t we all want to know what Brink is doing these days?

5 days ago

December 9, 2009
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TV Show Promo of the Day: The highly-anticipated return of Canada’s funniest fivesome, The Kids in the Hall, in the form of the 8-part miniseries Death Comes to Town, gets its first official promo.

The show is set to begin airing in January on CBC Television.

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These are the Daves I know, I know, these are the Daves I know.

1 week ago

December 7, 2009
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It looks like the writers of Veronica Mars love LOST.


I can’t wait until the 6th season starts so I have something worthy of recapping on this blog.

fuckyeahlost:

It looks like the writers of Veronica Mars love LOST.

I can’t wait until the 6th season starts so I have something worthy of recapping on this blog.

1 week ago

December 7, 2009
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photo mattchew03:

HOW DARE HE DO THIS TO SNOOKI
I HOPE HE GOES TO PRISON FOR LIFE
TEAM SNOOKI

Thank you, Matt, for the GIF that keeps on giving.

mattchew03:

HOW DARE HE DO THIS TO SNOOKI

I HOPE HE GOES TO PRISON FOR LIFE

TEAM SNOOKI

Thank you, Matt, for the GIF that keeps on giving.

1 week ago

December 6, 2009
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guessing who choreographed last night's top 10 group number

  • Me: I think it's Mandy Moore. Billy Joel is '80's, right?
  • Kate: But it's trying too hard making me really uncomfortable...which makes think it's Tyce.
  • Cat Deeley: Thanks to Tyce Diorio for choreographing that stellar number!
  • Kate: Oh. My. God.

1 week ago

December 3, 2009
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